This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You need Xanax blowdarts
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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