He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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