he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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