yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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