He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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