if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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