The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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