Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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