ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize