how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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