Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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