There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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