Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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