would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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