i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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