i was born a porn star she said
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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