The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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