She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Success! We fucked roommates!
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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