im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
im on a boat
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