Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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