The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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