i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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