i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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