are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
