Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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