we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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