Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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