You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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