I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Randomize