On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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