You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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