i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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