Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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