but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
