Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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