i will never coherently bang her
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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