I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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