fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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