I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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