youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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