butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
