you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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