Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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