just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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