Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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