nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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