we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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