"it" just moved
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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