Its about making memories worth repressing
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Randomize
