at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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