I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize