the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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