We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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